I'm really into asian looking animals
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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