do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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