Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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