Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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