What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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