Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
it was like eating out sand paper
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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