no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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