ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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