I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Randomize
