Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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