Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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