Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize