Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
