You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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