Sponge bath it is.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
How's work?
Spinning.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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