i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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