Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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