is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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