he looks like a really good dad on facebook
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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