yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You are the jesus of drinking
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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