The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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