these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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