Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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