this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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