yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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