just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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