whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Randomize