I want to stick my p in your. b.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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