he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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