yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
