I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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