i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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