This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you traded sex for a burrito?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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