Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You ate ashes out of my bong
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