well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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