the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
