oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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