I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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