She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I faked an abortion last night.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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