my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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