I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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