belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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