Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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