We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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