Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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