alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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