Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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