i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
No subtext here. People are naked.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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