when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You pole danced in your parka.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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