We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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