4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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