R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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