How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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