I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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