Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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